The Rogue Nation of No Happiness is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 198 million No Happinessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped No Happinessian economy, worth 7.22 trillion Limbs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,452 Limbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Happiness's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

No Happiness is ranked 46,076^th in the world and 62^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 664.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.